Caption Competition

lesley D, dgos >

2010-08-28 20:39:45

"beam me up scottie !!"

Oliver Hewitt, Office Furniture and Interiors Limited >

2010-08-26 08:41:57

"By the look on his face, it was clear to everyone that Elton hated his blouse and scarf ensemble..."

Marvin, EBS >

2010-08-18 17:27:54

"'This SheeWee means i can do it anywhere!!"

LOUISE ROBINSON, Nuco International >

2010-08-14 15:36:21

"Sheila was confussed about how this Laminating Flooring would eventually come together...."

LOUISE ROBINSON, Nuco International >

2010-08-14 15:30:15

"" I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle....I'll Be Back" Sheila was somewhat over zealous with her new promotion to The Laminator!!!"

Paul, Premier Office >

2010-08-11 13:25:55

""One months work they said - then you can go back on benefits they said!! Its nearly bloody middle of August now - I should be at home, sat on my backside watching Trisha!""

Geoff Bingley, Brasseye >

2010-08-11 10:54:08

"Jesus didn't know she was Jesus until she had been chained to the laminator for sometime..."

Richie Budd, Computing Needs >

2010-08-03 16:18:44

"Righty ho then, I have managed to reconfigure the keyboard, zero'd in on the wireless network and yippity do dah! I can now check my facebook whilst looking like I've done some work! Ya gotta love technology!"

Robert Lindsay, SSE >

2010-08-01 21:02:25

"Derek hated being a photo-copier operator - he felt it just stifled his originality"

Keith Williams, Officepoint >

2010-07-22 07:01:48

"In tribute to their old printer, Doris bangs out the classic 80's Duran Duran hit............Her name is Ricoh and she dances on the sand !"

Julian Musty, Accord >

2010-07-20 10:31:28

"cub scout team leader wonders if she will get a badge! for this scanning challenge!"

Paul W. Franklin, pauwha >

2010-07-18 14:32:40

"Kelly would play many classical favourites on the new office piano, including The Prints of Denmark's March."

Roy Wallis, Wallis Marketing >

2010-07-17 08:58:09

"We are all getting rather fed up with people poking their heads into our office and making so called "clever" remarks."

Keith Williams, Officepoint >

2010-07-16 14:20:36

"To recoup some of the money spent on advertising, OCS tried to get away with only using the yellow and light cyan cartridges..... big mistake, huge !"

Alan Brown, Concord Office Supplies >

2010-07-16 11:42:43

"And now for 'Jerusalem' after me on 4.........."

Michael Mattus, Sav-La-Mar Enterprises >

2010-07-15 14:29:39

""Beam you up from where? Ican't even get this contraption to transport me to other side of the room!""

Milo, Black Dog >

2010-07-14 17:17:42

"Brenda pretended not to notice that Martin from accounts was photocopying his member-ship again!"

Roy Wallis, Wallis Marketing >

2010-07-14 11:24:11

"The company prided itself on being "hands on.""

Derek Blood, Bluesky >

2010-07-08 16:46:24

"I thought the electric organ was supposed to be the same as playing a piano!"

Tristen Hinds, Prima Business Control Software >

2010-07-08 12:46:37

"Barry knew that being the photocopier glass cleaner was another step closer to his dream of taking over from Doris as the tester for the new range of Bontempi Laminators "

Roy Wallis, Wallis Marketing >

2010-07-06 15:38:30

"So, that's two cod and chips, one sausage and chips, one portion of mushy peas and 10 photocopies."

Milo, Black Dog >

2010-07-05 16:09:37

"Film 4's remake of Prisoner Cell Block H might have benefitted from a bigger budget.... "

Dan, IMS >

2010-07-05 10:46:42

"The artistic differences are palpable as the office tribute act 'YES (Please)' rehearses ahead of the big gig in honour of the big man. 'Lamenating Rick Wakeman' runs for the next three nights at Sidcup working mans club. Tickets available, but I wouldnt bother."

Steve Day, colourcare >

2010-07-05 08:31:33

""The Laminaters Trio" Sue plays the organ, Harry the DJ spins his vinyl and Keith plays the drums!!"

ken wilkinson, retired >

2010-07-04 12:23:08

""After mistaking her Pet Snake for her Tie maybe it was time Sue visited Spec-Savers.""

Robert Lindsay, SSE >

2010-07-02 18:13:04

"Jackie had just finished shredding all her boss’ suits when she was told she had been promoted after all "

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2010-07-02 17:47:40

"Harry was just waiting for the other two to go so he could photocopy his bottom "

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2010-07-02 17:42:28

"It looked cold out, so Julie decided to try laminating her hands "

Keith Williams, Officepoint >

2010-07-02 15:52:45

"Orders had dried up a bit, so Doris decided that knocking out Richard Clayderman's greatest hits' would improve staff moral !"

Roy Wallis, Wallis Marketing >

2010-07-02 15:29:39

"Cynthia had been told time and again not to bring in her ironing into work."